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Above: The Big Earthquake Pasture attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
Big Earthquake Pasture
March 15, 1998
Avg. queue length:
At Big Earthquake Pasture, you'll find a real, socialist farm with geese, insensitive children, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin named Steve.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more stimulating.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph area.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant parents can ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from novelty haircuts or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
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