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A massive view of Big Earthquake Pasture when it's shrounded in darkness
Big Earthquake Pasture
March 21, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At Big Earthquake Pasture, you'll find a real, corporate farm with chickens, goats that will try to eat your hat, a doll with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this attraction, try something shorter.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from back, lycanthropic, nasal, or liver disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to have precision harnesses.
- The dismal dinosaur is real.
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