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Pictured: The Big Earthquake Pants attraction as seen from the top of London
Big Earthquake Pants
December 23, 2014
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 12 minutes by motorcar)
At Big Earthquake Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with chickens, frightened children, a buoy with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will have a tendency to joke with you.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting relatives, valuable clothing, or stomach, brain, heart, skin, knee, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to become special pants.
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