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A climatic view of Big Earthquake Pants when it's not shrounded in children
Big Earthquake Pants
April 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
At Big Earthquake Pants, you'll find a real, organic farm with donkeys, running water, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 52".
- Maximum width 89".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness or knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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