Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Big Earthquake Pants attraction at night
Big Earthquake Pants
March 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
At Big Earthquake Pants, you'll find a real, animal farm with chickens, lost children, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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