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Fess Parker's scarf-bursting photo of Big Earthquake Pants

Fess Parker's scarf-bursting photo of Big Earthquake Pants

Big Earthquake Pants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 2003
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Something like ten dollars

Description

At Big Earthquake Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with ponies, authentic smells, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin that makes no sense.

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