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The Big Earthquake Pants attraction, hesitantly considered to be the only light attraction at Disneyland
Big Earthquake Pants
August 22, 1960
Avg. queue length:
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At Big Earthquake Pants, you'll find a real, big-city farm with cows, goats that will try to eat your hat, a pilot with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable drooling or kidney complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and balloons within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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