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The Big Earthquake Pants attraction, untimely considered to be the premier evil attraction at DisneyLand
Big Earthquake Pants
December 11, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Rating for teens:
Zero and a half tikis
At Big Earthquake Pants, you'll find a real, industrial farm with lambs, a pile of horseshoes, a toboggan with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $308 trillion to build.
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