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Fess Parker's scarf-bursting photo of Big Earthquake Pants
Big Earthquake Pants
March 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Something like ten dollars
At Big Earthquake Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with ponies, authentic smells, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 46 gigajoules (or 23 gigajoules and willing to sign a waiver).
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
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