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Above: A remote view of Big Earthquake Homestead when it's not hidden in darkness
Big Earthquake Homestead
October 31, 1978
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 21 minutes by motorcar)
At Big Earthquake Homestead, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with geese, cast members in overalls, an inhabitant with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
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