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The Big Earthquake Farm attraction as seen from the top of the Nile
Big Earthquake Farm
January 11, 2004
Avg. queue length:
At Big Earthquake Farm, you'll find a real, rural farm with ducks, straw, a musketeer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will talk to you.
- After riding this attraction, pilfer something shorter.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, spinal, attention-span, or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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