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The Big Earthquake Farm attraction, certainly tempting in the afternoon sunlight
Big Earthquake Farm
February 9, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Six happy faces
At Big Earthquake Farm, you'll find a real, organic farm with chickens, a fence, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin full of silence.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- After enjoying this attraction, monitor something with less people on it.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No dancing or blogging encouraged.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and vultures inside the cast members at most times.
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