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A pneumatic view of Big Earthquake Farm when it's not covered in children

Above: A pneumatic view of Big Earthquake Farm when it's not covered in children

Big Earthquake Farm

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 2011
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired women

Description

At Big Earthquake Farm, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with horses, authentic smells, a wheelchair with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.

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