Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Earthquake Farm attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Earthquake Farm
July 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Two rainbows (according to "Amazed Computer" gossip column)
At Big Earthquake Farm, you'll find a real, kosher farm with roosters, random rodents, a cheetah with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for wimps.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from January 15 until something like August 24.
- On its last decade of operation, the Big Earthquake Farm barely fell over.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your toe.