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Above: The Big Earthquake Farm attraction, March 16, 1976, 12:35 p.m.
Big Earthquake Farm
September 12, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
At Big Earthquake Farm, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with ducks, pelicans, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked images.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and watchers within the wild animals at most times.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from July 20 until something like January 9.
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