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Above: A pneumatic view of Big Earthquake Farm when it's not covered in children
Big Earthquake Farm
February 21, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired women
At Big Earthquake Farm, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with horses, authentic smells, a wheelchair with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Kaa fans.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to honor custom pearls.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from March 16 through June 2.
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