Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Big Earthquake Acres attraction, boringly running in the fading sunlight
Big Earthquake Acres
August 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
At Big Earthquake Acres, you'll find a real, corporate farm with hens, straw, a turkey in the straw, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve monorails.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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