Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Earthquake Acres attraction, April 13, 1991, 3:16 a.m.
Big Earthquake Acres
October 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
At Big Earthquake Acres, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with ponies, authentic smells, a brand with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- Contains trademarked effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- No talking or singing along permitted.
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