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Above: The Big Earthquake Acres attraction, immediately considered to be the best miniature attraction at Disneyland
Big Earthquake Acres
July 28, 1984
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
At Big Earthquake Acres, you'll find a real, pretend farm with chickens, a fence, a stove with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of scientific cheerleaders.
- After leaving this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Attraction may be too frightening for young children.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from personal, heart, or blood problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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