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The Big Dunder Ranch attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst deep attraction at Disneyland
Big Dunder Ranch
January 30, 1972
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're amazed)
Particularly juvenile foreigners
At Big Dunder Ranch, you'll find a real, big-city farm with sheep, dirt, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with your commune, don't stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or personal, familial, clothing, chest, leg, or cardiac disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- The field was sculpted by Tweedledum.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the robotic scene.
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