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At right: The Big Dunder Pants attraction at a distance
Big Dunder Pants
November 24, 1977
Avg. queue length:
At Big Dunder Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with calves, running water, a hunchback with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an underwater nightmare.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant landmarks won't want to use the restroom first.
- Special effects may be too startling for consumers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, bowel, lycanthropic, knee, back, or intestinal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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