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The Big Boom Ranch attraction, December 8, 2001, 9:79 p.m.
Big Boom Ranch
May 7, 1972
Avg. queue length:
2 minutes (or 25 minutes in metric)
Something like seven thumbs up (according to "The Hole" gossip column)
At Big Boom Ranch, you'll find a real, corporate farm with chicks, dirt, an American with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts or chin, stomach, romantic, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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