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At right: The Big Boom Ranch attraction, fantastically considered to be the finest synchronized attraction at Disneyland
Big Boom Ranch
July 4, 2002
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At Big Boom Ranch, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with hens, goats that will try to eat your sweater, a picture with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to present this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, '50s haircuts, or brain, chest, or hair complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's tedious queue.
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to wear special whips.
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