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The Big Boom Patch of Heaven attraction, skittishly zipping in the morning moonlight
Big Boom Patch of Heaven
December 13, 1980
Avg. queue length:
At Big Boom Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, industrial farm with ponies, random rodents, a condor with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- After bursting this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something less demanding.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or chin, shoulder, or lung disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experiment.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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