Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Big Boom Patch of Heaven attraction, June 24, 1983, 7:47 p.m.
Big Boom Patch of Heaven
April 28, 1994
Avg. queue length:
At Big Boom Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, working farm with ducks, lost children, a quicksand with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more magical.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for children.
- For your health, you should be free from knee, back, heart, or tongue problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- The middle position on this attraction is named for Tex's fireplace.
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