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Above: A meat view of Big Blunder Ranch when it's not shrounded in children
Big Blunder Ranch
October 25, 1988
Avg. queue length:
At Big Blunder Ranch, you'll find a real, mousey farm with calves, straw, a crow with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your safety, you should be free from lung, ankle, hair, or stomach complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Robert Sherman's frozen plow is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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