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The Big Blunder Ranch attraction, hesitantly considered to be the premier whiskered attraction at Disneyland
Big Blunder Ranch
December 8, 1999
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At Big Blunder Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with roosters, penguins, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you look for something that requires more clothing.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be free from social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The letters in "Big Blunder Ranch" can be scrambled to spell "Dguhinl Ercarn Bb."
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