Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Big Blunder Ranch, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson
Big Blunder Ranch
September 17, 1997
Avg. queue length:
At Big Blunder Ranch, you'll find a real, organic farm with chickens, random rodents, a turkey with feathers that form a "hidden Mickey", and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a destructible bar.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for young children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from hiccoughs, bad haircuts, garish shoes, or immunological or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
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