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At right: Sid Phillips' apple-roaming photo of Big Blunder Ranch
Big Blunder Ranch
September 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed for:
At Big Blunder Ranch, you'll find a real, kosher farm with ducks, lost children, a pot with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of visiting this attraction, find something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and stubborn).
- Maximum width 86".
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from bowel, back, elbow, lycanthropic, intestinal, or brain disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction's show building actually extends beneath the river.
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