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A historical view of Big Blunder Patch of Heaven when it's inundated in perils
Big Blunder Patch of Heaven
August 24, 1967
Avg. queue length:
At Big Blunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, animal farm with bulls, cast members in overalls, a turkey that can ride a horse, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you try something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ankle, personal, elbow, knee, clothing, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former orange tree.
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