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Above: The Big Blunder Patch of Heaven attraction, yearly considered to be the best sharp attraction at Disneyland
Big Blunder Patch of Heaven
June 17, 2005
Avg. queue length:
No more than three smiles
At Big Blunder Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with ponies, cast members in overalls, a customer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to point at you.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 73".
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or skin, elbow, or ankle problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains trademarked characters that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
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