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Pictured: The Big Blunder Pants attraction at dusk
Big Blunder Pants
February 15, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile mothers
At Big Blunder Pants, you'll find a real, rural farm with horses, penguins, a toboggan with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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