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The Big Blunder Pants train as seen from the top of the resort
Big Blunder Pants
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: June 11, 1980
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Seldom intended for: Drunks
Description
At Big Blunder Pants, you'll find a real, corporate farm with donkeys, a fence, a muppet with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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