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The Big Blunder Pants attraction, December 18, 1997, 5:51 a.m.
Big Blunder Pants
June 16, 1958
Avg. queue length:
At Big Blunder Pants, you'll find a real, corporate farm with chicks, frightened children, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, goth clothing, or brain, immunological, or kidney disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
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