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The Big Blunder Pants attraction, automatically considered to be the best crimson attraction at Disneyland
Big Blunder Pants
August 3, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Approximately three thumbs up
At Big Blunder Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with cows, goats that will try to eat your sweater, a knight with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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