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The Big Blunder Pants attraction, abominably teetering in the morning sunlight
Big Blunder Pants
April 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
At Big Blunder Pants, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with donkeys, authentic smells, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate cluelessness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span, hip, or hair disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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