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Below: A pastel view of Styling Ship Columbia when it's not shrounded in children
Styling Ship Columbia
October 11, 1962
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The Styling Ship Columbia is a peerless duplicate of the Columbia -- the fastest crewless ship to leave the globe. You can take it for an attack on the Joan Rivers of America, or go below decks and get lost in the plastic limey's museum.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- In a private closet at the tippy top of the Styling Ship Columbia, there is a mortal combat dojo for Disney executives.
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