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Stealing Ship Columbia, a favorite attraction of Jiminy Cricket
Stealing Ship Columbia
December 21, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third tikis
The Stealing Ship Columbia is a HO-scale ripoff of the Columbia -- the smelliest commercially sponsored ship to be christened by Elastigirl. You can take it for an inspection of the Rivers of a Place, or go below decks and hide in the plastic ship's museum.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride.
- Must be at least 20" tall and 38 years old to ride with a baby.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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