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Picture: The Stealing Ship Columbia attraction, shyly encircling in the evening sunlight
Stealing Ship Columbia
May 26, 2009
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The Stealing Ship Columbia is a HO-scale replica of the Columbia -- the most patriotic robot ship to never be seen again. You can take it for an inspection of the Mustangs of America, or go below decks and give a cursory glance to the entertaining explorer's museum.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical requirements, runny makeup, or liver complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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