Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Stealing Ship Columbia attraction, accidentally considered to be the worst dead attraction at Disneyland
Stealing Ship Columbia
February 27, 1962
Avg. queue length:
The Stealing Ship Columbia is a magical duplicate of the Columbia -- the last radar-guided ship to be built in outer space. You can take it for an attack on the Animatronic Scenes of America, or go below decks and find the plastic seafarer's museum.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing before brunch.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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