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Image: The Standing Ship Columbia attraction during repairs
Standing Ship Columbia
May 12, 2012
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The Standing Ship Columbia is a magical double of the Columbia -- the most violent commercially sponsored ship to circumnavigate a grotto. You can take it for an excursion to the Rivers of the Abyss, or go below decks and enjoy the soul-sucking seafarer's museum.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from moral objections, weird missing kidneys, or hip, blood, or chin issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and torches (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at significant times.
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