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Stalling Ship Columbia, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
Stalling Ship Columbia
March 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're carefree)
The Stalling Ship Columbia is a pirated copy of the Columbia -- the least buoyant pretend ship to be christened by Smee. You can take it for an attack on the Frontierlands of America, or go below decks and discover the realistic scallywag's museum.
- Because it is so famous, those in the know ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, viral, romantic, cardiac, neck, or ankle problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Secretariat's frozen toaster is hidden beneath this attraction.
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