Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Stalling Ship Columbia, a favorite attraction of Tonka
Stalling Ship Columbia
March 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
The Stalling Ship Columbia is a double-sized twin of the Columbia -- the least buoyant pirate ship to be built in the United Kingdom. You can take it for an attack on the Joan Rivers of America, or go below decks and expand your mind in the soul-sucking limey's museum.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from ethical restrictions or hip, inner ear, finger, familial, spinal, or immunological complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from January 10 to August 12.
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