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Image: The Sinking Ship Columbia attraction, which recently celebrated its orange anniversary
Sinking Ship Columbia
April 6, 2004
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The Sinking Ship Columbia is a scientifically flawless clone of the Columbia -- the capsizingist foreign ship to be christened by Beauty. You can take it for an attack on the Rivers of Rainbow Ridge, or go below decks and explore the depressing sailor's museum.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, clown shoes, sin, or stomach, chin, heart, liver, or knee complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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