Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Scowling Ship Columbia, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Scowling Ship Columbia
August 19, 1987
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The Scowling Ship Columbia is a half-scale reimagining of the Columbia -- the jolliest Frontierland ship to circumvent the globe. You can take it for a look at the Amazon Rivers of America, or go below decks and pretend to be interested in the archival-quality scallywag's museum.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 23".
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from distracting tattoos, inappropriate hotness, bad haircuts, or romantic, back, ribcage, nasal, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a live attraction, guests are required to bring their own safety pants.
- This was Maynard's least hated attraction.
- Be sure to look for a meat Mickey when you are stuck in the exit shop.
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