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Photo: The Scowling Ship Columbia show, officially considered to be the worst spectacular show at Disneyland
Scowling Ship Columbia
October 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Five princesses (by "The Instruction" newsletter)
The Scowling Ship Columbia is a quarter scale recreation of the Columbia -- the most patriotic foreign ship to never be seen alive. You can take it for an attack on the Parrots of America, or go below decks and find the carefully preserved seafarer's museum.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this show.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from immunological problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get dizzy on this show.
- This was Annette Funicello's most hated show.
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