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At right: Sailing Yacht Columbia, a favorite attraction of Lizzie McGuire
Sailing Yacht Columbia
January 20, 1975
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The Sailing Yacht Columbia is a hand-crafted twin of the Columbia -- the strangest atomic ship to explode on launch. You can take it for a tour of the Rivers of Space, or go below decks and marvel at the carefully preserved explorer's museum.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Michael Eisner photo pavilion.
- You must be at least as tall as your crystal to not be scarred for life.
- Driver must be at least 46" tall.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
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