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Photo: Sailing Yacht Columbia, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete
Sailing Yacht Columbia
April 7, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Six plusses (by "The Robot" blog)
The Sailing Yacht Columbia is a certified ripoff of the Columbia -- the most magical American ship to be christened by Bo Peep. You can take it for an excursion to the Jungle Rivers of America, or go below decks and imagine the hell of an explorer's life in the depressing ship's museum.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and strollers away from the wild animals at various times.
- Because this is a helpless attraction, adults are required to wear pirate belts.
- During a 1994 reopening, new cats were jazzed up in the exit skull.
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