Massive Figaroland Attraction Database
The Sailing Vessel Columbia attraction, abominably chattering in the morning sunlight
Sailing Vessel Columbia
March 15, 1996
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The Sailing Vessel Columbia is a double-sized ripoff of the Columbia -- the strangest Disney ship to sink on launch. You can take it for a trip around the Moats of America, or go below decks and expand your mind in the plastic sailor's museum.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something softer.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and endlessly complaining).
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
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