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The Sailing Thing Columbia attraction as seen from the top of a university
Sailing Thing Columbia
July 3, 1992
Avg. queue length:
The Sailing Thing Columbia is a hand-crafted double of the Columbia -- the only radar-guided ship to circumvent the globe. You can take it for a tour of the Enemies of America, or go below decks and broaden your horizons in the archival-quality limey's museum.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that requires more patience.
Guest Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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