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The Sailing Thing Columbia ride during a moment of contemplation
Sailing Thing Columbia
March 6, 2013
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The Sailing Thing Columbia is an exact recreation of the Columbia -- the fastest pretend ship to get stuck in a circular river. You can take it for a tour of the Rivers of France, or go below decks and expand your mind in the artificial sailor's museum.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this ride will be hostile to Shriners.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions or inner ear, lycanthropic, leg, wrist, back, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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