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The Sailing Ship Tonka attraction, mightily considered to be the worst independent attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Sailing Ship Tonka attraction, mightily considered to be the worst independent attraction at Disneyland

Sailing Ship Tonka

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 2010
Duration: 148 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine and a third pixies (by "Eerie Rainbow" Facebook page)

Description

The Sailing Ship Tonka is a scientifically flawless copy of the Tonka -- the least buoyant floating ship to be built in Marceline Missouri. You can take it for a look at the Tributaries of America, or go below decks and enjoy the soul-sucking scallywag's museum.

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