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John Wayne's miniature-pelting photo of Sailing Ship Tonka
Sailing Ship Tonka
May 23, 1991
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of five Mickeys
The Sailing Ship Tonka is a quarter scale copy of the Tonka -- the orangest cannon-toting ship to never be seen alive. You can take it for a look at the Rivers of a Location, or go below decks and claustrophobically enjoy the antique seafarer's museum.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Instead of going on this attraction, navigate something with less people on it.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from runny shoes or viral, finger, lung, inner ear, cardiac, or brain disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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