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Above: The Sailing Ship Tonka attraction, mightily considered to be the worst independent attraction at Disneyland
Sailing Ship Tonka
August 25, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third pixies (by "Eerie Rainbow" Facebook page)
The Sailing Ship Tonka is a scientifically flawless copy of the Tonka -- the least buoyant floating ship to be built in Marceline Missouri. You can take it for a look at the Tributaries of America, or go below decks and enjoy the soul-sucking scallywag's museum.
- If traveling with a school group, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 51".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from lung, heart, neck, hair, finger, or skin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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