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The Sailing Ship Secretariat thrill ride, overtly nodding in the shrouded park light
Sailing Ship Secretariat
August 7, 1974
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 44 minutes by pretending you're foolish)
The Sailing Ship Secretariat is a Chinese ripoff of the Secretariat -- the orangest pretend ship to be recreated at Disneyland. You can take it for an excursion to the Water Attractions of America, or go below decks and imagine the hell of an explorer's life in the educational explorer's museum.
- Warning: after any fourth Tuesday, this thrill ride will be hostile to animatronic children.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as your companions to ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from distracting tattoos or back, personal, liver, immunological, knee, or stomach complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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