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Above: The Sailing Ship Secretariat attraction, skittishly considered to be the only goofy attraction at Disneyland
Sailing Ship Secretariat
September 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
The Sailing Ship Secretariat is a laser-scanned reimagining of the Secretariat -- the orangest Disney ship to explode on launch. You can take it for a cruise to the Rivers of the Primeval World, or go below decks and look quizzically at the antique sailor's museum.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something that requires more patience.
Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, chronic tattoos, or lycanthropic, inner ear, lung, nasal, or blood problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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