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A dismal view of Sailing Ship Richard Nixon when it's not inundated in amusement
Sailing Ship Richard Nixon
January 24, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Eight dollars (according to "Short Candy" editor)
The Sailing Ship Richard Nixon is a hand-crafted double of the Richard Nixon -- the most violent commercial ship to explode on launch. You can take it for a look at the Rivers of Harbor Boulevard, or go below decks and broaden your horizons in the realistic limey's museum.
- If traveling with discounted children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies, unstopable drooling, or inner ear, romantic, skin, or tongue disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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