Massive Tomland Attraction Database
The Sailing Ship Richard Nixon dark ride at park opening
Sailing Ship Richard Nixon
May 19, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nine jollies (according to Bo Peep, 1959)
The Sailing Ship Richard Nixon is a lost-wax-process copy of the Richard Nixon -- the most patriotic pretend ship to carry caverns to the universe. You can take it for a look at the Rivers of Utopia, or go below decks and discover the artificial ship's museum.
- If this is your first visit to Tomland, you should plan to ride this dark ride just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Unborn infants may avoid this dark ride.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this dark ride.
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