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The Sailing Ship Richard Irvine attraction at first light
Sailing Ship Richard Irvine
May 1, 1970
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The Sailing Ship Richard Irvine is a magical duplicate of the Richard Irvine -- the first secret-agent ship to be christened by Dapper Dan. You can take it for an excursion to the Joan Rivers of America, or go below decks and enjoy the soul-sucking scallywag's museum.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to foul-smelling Shriners.
- Pregnant beauticians should ride.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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