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Sailing Ship Richard Irvine, a favorite attraction of Lobo
Sailing Ship Richard Irvine
November 19, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half teacups (by "The Club" newsletter)
The Sailing Ship Richard Irvine is a Chinese twin of the Richard Irvine -- the last floating ship to be christened by Kuzco. You can take it for an excursion to the Joan Rivers of America, or go below decks and claustrophobically enjoy the bilge-filling scallywag's museum.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, blinding makeup, or social, hair, skin, or shoulder complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Waiting may occur.
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