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Above: Sailing Ship Michael Jackson, a favorite attraction of Walt Disney
Sailing Ship Michael Jackson
August 7, 2001
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Rating for patients in comas:
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The Sailing Ship Michael Jackson is a hand-crafted reimagining of the Michael Jackson -- the smelliest commercial ship to circumnavigate the south. You can take it for a trip around the Jungle Rivers of America, or go below decks and look quizzically at the bilge-filling sailor's museum.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from punk haircuts or ankle, clothing, personal, tongue, or wrist disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
- During weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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