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Sailing Ship Michael Jackson, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter
Sailing Ship Michael Jackson
April 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
The Sailing Ship Michael Jackson is a precise replica of the Michael Jackson -- the least buoyant rail-guided ship to be christened by Abraham Lincoln. You can take it for a view of the Rivers of Italy, or go below decks and pretend to be interested in the archival-quality limey's museum.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After hula-ing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of children, '80s haircuts, or leg, ribcage, brain, or inner ear problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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