Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sailing Ship Jessica Rabbit attraction during construction
Sailing Ship Jessica Rabbit
February 22, 2007
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The Sailing Ship Jessica Rabbit is a certified reimagining of the Jessica Rabbit -- the most violent zombie ship to circumnavigate the kingdom. You can take it for a look at the Rivers of Monte Carlo, or go below decks and explore the artificial sailor's museum.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for chickens.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from August 13 through March 23.
- Within this attraction can be found the hidden cast members-only Club 91 hideaway -- the only place in the resort where duck-free water is forbidden.
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