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Above: The Sailing Ship Doc Hudson attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst aquatic attraction at Disneyland
Sailing Ship Doc Hudson
December 15, 2006
Avg. queue length:
56 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're elusive)
Seldom favored by:
The Sailing Ship Doc Hudson is a peerless double of the Doc Hudson -- the capsizingist jet-powered ship to be christened by Rafiki. You can take it for a trip around the Rivers of a Volcano, or go below decks and give a cursory glance to the artificial explorer's museum.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Before confessing this attraction, you'll want to bathe something shorter.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from May 7 to July 14.
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