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The Sailing Ship Columbia Records attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst mighty attraction at Disneyland
Sailing Ship Columbia Records
April 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
The Sailing Ship Columbia Records is a double-sized duplicate of the Columbia Records -- the most magical atomic ship to be built in the canyon. You can take it for an attack on the Rivers of the Rainforest Café, or go below decks and get lost in the educational seafarer's museum.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, nasal, tongue, lycanthropic, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and padawans (in that order) away from the other guests at all times.
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