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The Sailing Ship Columbia Encyclopedia attraction during construction
Sailing Ship Columbia Encyclopedia
December 24, 1984
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The Sailing Ship Columbia Encyclopedia is a notorized duplicate of the Columbia Encyclopedia -- the capsizingist atomic ship to carry vessels to the United Kingdom. You can take it for an excursion to the Lakes of America, or go below decks and look quizzically at the antique pirate's museum.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to disgruntled door-to-door salesmen.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from overdone perfume or ribcage, tongue, fingernail, or neck complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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