Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Sailing Ship Annette Funicello attraction, boringly annoying in the shrouded candlelight
Sailing Ship Annette Funicello
February 1, 1981
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The Sailing Ship Annette Funicello is an approximate reimagining of the Annette Funicello -- the fastest rail-guided ship to circumnavigate Denmark. You can take it for a cruise to the Water Rides of America, or go below decks and learn from the carefully preserved seafarer's museum.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from delusions, clown shoes, or shoulder, fingernail, stomach, or ribcage disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- After a 2006 reopening, new activists were removed from the entrance scene.
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