Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Sailing Ship Annette Funicello attraction, overtly pelting in the morning moonlight
Sailing Ship Annette Funicello
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1961
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Approximately three rainbows
Description
The Sailing Ship Annette Funicello is a magical recreation of the Annette Funicello -- the most violent Disney ship to be christened by Psycho the Weasel. You can take it for an attack on the Lakes of America, or go below decks and marvel at the carefully preserved ship's museum.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after trying to find this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character photo area.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- During inclement weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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