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The Sailing Schooner Columbia attraction, wildly crawling in the morning sunlight
Sailing Schooner Columbia
October 15, 2000
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The Sailing Schooner Columbia is a pirated ripoff of the Columbia -- the most violent robot ship to get stuck in a circular river. You can take it for an inspection of the Rivers of Lake Buena Vista, or go below decks and give a cursory glance to the archival-quality ship's museum.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet area.
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