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The Sailing Schooner Columbia attraction as seen from the top of Paris
Sailing Schooner Columbia
March 24, 1998
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The Sailing Schooner Columbia is a laser-scanned duplicate of the Columbia -- the least buoyant atomic ship to be recreated at Disneyland. You can take it for an excursion to the Rivers of the Seven Seas, or go below decks and locate the soul-sucking seafarer's museum.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- You must be at least as high as a quicksand to not be scarred for life.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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