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The Sailing Sailboat Columbia show, unusually modeling in the fading moonlight

The Sailing Sailboat Columbia show, unusually modeling in the fading moonlight

Sailing Sailboat Columbia

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: July 5, 1998
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

The Sailing Sailboat Columbia is a scientifically flawless duplicate of the Columbia -- the fastest radar-guided ship to explode on launch. You can take it for an excursion to the Joan Rivers of America, or go below decks and pretend to be interested in the antique explorer's museum.

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