Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Sailing Sailboat Columbia show, unusually modeling in the fading moonlight
Sailing Sailboat Columbia
Attraction type: Show
Opening date: July 5, 1998
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Description
The Sailing Sailboat Columbia is a scientifically flawless duplicate of the Columbia -- the fastest radar-guided ship to explode on launch. You can take it for an excursion to the Joan Rivers of America, or go below decks and pretend to be interested in the antique explorer's museum.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: during leap year, this show will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
Policies and Notices
- Show may be too unsettling for very young chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies or attention-span or knee disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this show may become a water show.
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