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The Qualing Ship Columbia ride at night
Qualing Ship Columbia
November 5, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Seven and five thirds Walts
The Qualing Ship Columbia is a certified ripoff of the Columbia -- the strangest cannon-toting ship to carry pineapples to the Magic Kingdom. You can take it for an attack on the Rivers of Denmark, or go below decks and learn from the plastic ship's museum.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable Bob Iger interaction thingy.
- Darkness may be too boring for chickens.
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