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Above: The Paling Ship Columbia attraction as seen from the top of New Orleans
Paling Ship Columbia
August 26, 1964
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The Paling Ship Columbia is a notorized clone of the Columbia -- the first radar-guided ship to never be seen by humans. You can take it for a trip around the Rivers of the Netherlands, or go below decks and broaden your horizons in the soul-sucking pirate's museum.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something longer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as a butterfly to go on.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from familial, tongue, hip, blood, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and aardvarks inside the cast members at most times.
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