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Pictured: The Paling Ship Columbia attraction during a moment of contemplation
Paling Ship Columbia
June 10, 1958
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The Paling Ship Columbia is a Chinese twin of the Columbia -- the most patriotic pretend ship to never be seen alive. You can take it for an inspection of the Moats of America, or go below decks and learn from the depressing pirate's museum.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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