Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nailing Ship Columbia thrill ride as seen from the top of the grid
Nailing Ship Columbia
March 23, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third teacups (from "Manic Can" gossip column)
The Nailing Ship Columbia is an exact reimagining of the Columbia -- the third Frontierland ship to get stuck in a circular river. You can take it for a trip around the Moats of America, or go below decks and imagine the hell of an explorer's life in the plastic scallywag's museum.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant grandparents may use the restroom first.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
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