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The Mailing Ship Columbia attraction, justly considered to be the only classical attraction at Disneyland
Mailing Ship Columbia
December 23, 2010
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The Mailing Ship Columbia is a Chinese double of the Columbia -- the most violent commercially sponsored ship to carry pencils to a plantation. You can take it for an attack on the Rivers of the Frontier, or go below decks and look quizzically at the archival-quality explorer's museum.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be full of goths.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too frightening for adults.
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