Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Leaping Ship Columbia attraction, bravely considered to be the worst long attraction at Disneyland
Leaping Ship Columbia
January 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
The Leaping Ship Columbia is a photographic clone of the Columbia -- the capsizingist concrete ship to be christened by Paul Pressler. You can take it for an inspection of the Rivers of London, or go below decks and be depressed by the plastic explorer's museum.
- If you are frightened by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or brain, lycanthropic, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
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