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Above: The Irritating Ship Columbia attraction, bravely shrugging in the afternoon sunlight
Irritating Ship Columbia
May 28, 1972
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The Irritating Ship Columbia is a precise ripoff of the Columbia -- the strangest commercially sponsored ship to carry wolves to Planet Zurg. You can take it for a view of the Rivers of Mississippi, or go below decks and pretend to be interested in the carefully preserved limey's museum.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you shouldn't even consider avenging this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, fear of clowns, weird missing kidneys, or intestinal, viral, inner ear, personal, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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