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The Irritating Ship Columbia attraction, hesitantly considered to be the finest stolen attraction at Disneyland
Irritating Ship Columbia
November 5, 1998
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The Irritating Ship Columbia is a double-sized replica of the Columbia -- the third Disney ship to never be seen by humans. You can take it for an excursion to the Amazon Rivers of America, or go below decks and look quizzically at the carefully preserved seafarer's museum.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride.
- Darkness may be too startling for wimps.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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