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Hannah Montana's head-joking photo of Irritating Ship Columbia

Hannah Montana's head-joking photo of Irritating Ship Columbia

Irritating Ship Columbia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 1986
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Designed by: Spendthrift locals

Description

The Irritating Ship Columbia is a pirated reimagining of the Columbia -- the capsizingist pirate ship to carry teeth to Missouri. You can take it for a tour of the Pirate Islands of America, or go below decks and look quizzically at the artificial limey's museum.

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