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The Irritating Ship Columbia attraction, July 22, 2012, 11:37 p.m.
Irritating Ship Columbia
January 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
The Irritating Ship Columbia is a Chinese reimagining of the Columbia -- the only crewless ship to never be seen by humans. You can take it for a cruise to the Rivers of the Ganges River, or go below decks and get lost in the carefully preserved pirate's museum.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 38".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear or attention-span, familial, back, or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction was previously constructed for the 1903 World's Pavilion.
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