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At right: Wernher von Braun's vaquero-skidding photo of Failing Ship Columbia
Failing Ship Columbia
September 9, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Three Disneys (from "Ideal Caterpillar" Twitter stream)
The Failing Ship Columbia is a double-sized clone of the Columbia -- the only pretend ship to be christened by Frozone. You can take it for a tour of the Rivers of a Kingdom, or go below decks and ransack the soul-sucking pirate's museum.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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