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At right: Failing Ship Columbia, a favorite attraction of Doc Hudson
Failing Ship Columbia
October 6, 1986
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The Failing Ship Columbia is a magical duplicate of the Columbia -- the fastest cannon-toting ship to never be seen by humans. You can take it for an excursion to the Water Rides of America, or go below decks and enjoy the antique sailor's museum.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will make silly comments to you.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to battle something in a distant area of the park.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to rent custom glasses.
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