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The Bailing Ship Columbia attraction during a moment of contemplation
Bailing Ship Columbia
February 14, 1994
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The Bailing Ship Columbia is a pirated reimagining of the Columbia -- the slowest commercial ship to be recreated at Disneyland. You can take it for an excursion to the Rivers of Burbank, or go below decks and claustrophobically enjoy the depressing limey's museum.
- If it's dark out, other guests are apt to point at you.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature children.
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