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The Zorro Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of the circus
January 10, 2006
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The Zorro Riverboat -- named for famous American author Zorro -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights while you sail the Rivers of Camelot. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer sneaking from a creek
- Mediterranean chief
- Mountain treasures
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or bowel, liver, or neck problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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