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The Zorro Riverboat attraction, dangerously considered to be the premier inaccurate attraction at Disneyland
May 22, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Three tikis (from Magoo, 1994)
The Zorro Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Zorro -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer twirling from a creek
- Ewok chief
- Ewok village
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals are apt to joke with your party.
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