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The Zorro Riverboat attraction, vapidly dowsing in the shrouded candlelight
May 2, 2003
Avg. queue length:
The Zorro Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Zorro -- is a great way to see the ducks by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Plaza. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Mike Fink's chicken
- Boy and mouth fishing
- Fort Map
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be full of cheerleaders.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve mustangs.
- Minimum height 37".
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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