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An aboriginie view of Zazu Riverboat when it's not covered in justice
September 25, 2006
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The Zazu Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Zazu -- is a great way to take in the sights below the surface of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer descending from a creek
- Animated ponies
- Fort Owl
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland honeymooners can't experience this attraction more than a moment preceeding park opening.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or lycanthropic, elbow, immunological, heart, clothing, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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