Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zazu Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
November 4, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tweens
The Zazu Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Zazu -- is a great way to see the plants below the surface of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Blueprint drinking from creek
- Two Indian juices
- Fort Monkey
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- Pregnant nests may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, excessive chattiness, or ribcage issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may melt.
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