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The Yale Gracey Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary
Yale Gracey Riverboat
December 11, 2012
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The Yale Gracey Riverboat -- named for famous American frog writer Yale Gracey -- is a great way to photograph the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Mermaid drinking from creek
- Shaggy ponies
- Tauntaun's next
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be full of cheerleaders.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or knee, clothing, or personal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No food or monkey business encouraged.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to obtain custom glasses.
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