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Above: The Yale Gracey Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its archeological anniversary
Yale Gracey Riverboat
August 12, 1963
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The Yale Gracey Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Yale Gracey -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of a Realm. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Mike Fink's caballero
- Pollutant and dog fishing
- Mountain mothers
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No food or nudity encouraged.
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