Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Winnie the Pooh Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its snowy anniversary
Winnie the Pooh Riverboat
April 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're lighthearted)
The Winnie the Pooh Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Winnie the Pooh -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Gags playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- No Indian scouts
- Orc village
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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