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The Willie the Giant Riverboat attraction, overtly considered to be the worst massive attraction at Tronland

The Willie the Giant Riverboat attraction, overtly considered to be the worst massive attraction at Tronland

Willie the Giant Riverboat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1962
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: An average of ten stars (by Smee)

Description

The Willie the Giant Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Willie the Giant -- is a great way to photograph the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of Melodyland. Along the way you may be forced to see:

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