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Photo: The Wheezy the Penguin Riverboat attraction during repairs
Wheezy the Penguin Riverboat
May 1, 1999
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The Wheezy the Penguin Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Wheezy the Penguin -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Wonderland. Along the way you will see:
- Oil drinking from creek
- German chief
- Mountain scientists
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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