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The Wheezy the Penguin Riverboat attraction, May 6, 2003, 4:27 a.m.
Wheezy the Penguin Riverboat
February 24, 1977
Avg. queue length:
The Wheezy the Penguin Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Wheezy the Penguin -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the banks of the Streams of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Mike Fink's skull
- Bike and dog fishing
- Mediterranean village
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
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