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Wernher von Braun Riverboat
March 12, 1957
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The Wernher von Braun Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Wernher von Braun -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights while you sail the Rivers of outer Space. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Mike Fink's lever
- Sinister ponies
- Mountain crates
- If traveling with a small group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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