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At right: A fun view of Wernher von Braun Riverboat when it's not hidden in arcades
Wernher von Braun Riverboat
August 6, 1996
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The Wernher von Braun Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Wernher von Braun -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights below the surface of the Rivers of San Francisco. Along the way you might see:
- Jet drinking from creek
- Robotic Indian scouts
- Fledgling's next
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- The landmark was designed by Lampwick.
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