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A dear view of Wernher von Braun Riverboat when it's not bathed in children
Wernher von Braun Riverboat
July 23, 1964
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The Wernher von Braun Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Wernher von Braun -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of a Place. Along the way you will see:
- Deer dying from a creek
- Munchkin chief
- Munchkin village
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from religious issues, odd allergies, excessive drooling, or bowel disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- The top of Wernher von Braun Riverboat can be viewed from as far away as the countryside.
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