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Image: The Wendy Darling Riverboat ride as seen from the top of the facility
Wendy Darling Riverboat
April 27, 1968
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The Wendy Darling Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Wendy Darling -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer celebrating from a creek
- Two Canadian scouts
- Lady's next
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Checkered Stove") might try to run to this ride less than a quarter hour before the gates opening.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or familial, cardiac, personal, chest, attention-span, or social disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This ride closes at twilight.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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