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At right: Ward Kimball Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Ariel
Ward Kimball Riverboat
October 4, 1957
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The Ward Kimball Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Ward Kimball -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans in the world of the Rivers of Paris. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer clapping from a creek
- Indian flume
- Mountain stalagmites
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to run away.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature teenagers.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Cast members have written a secret book in which is detailed the names of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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